physics tuition

yes its true im not a nerd
i too need help with work and stuff

so its another day at tuition, crowded actually packed and educational
the tutor's name is jack and he is a super nerd as he has the brain to retain all the required formulas and concepts for the asian five: physics, biology, chemistry, specialist and methods. as well as other things such as lame jokes and stuff

today was my lucky day as there wasnt anything that triggered him to tell us a joke. however, he was teaching us the way of how to approach hand holding of a girl that you like. i believed that he was saying all those things because the majority of the class were actually guys. usually i dont listen to the nonsense that he speaks and carry on with the questions. but today i didnt have that option because it was a new concept that the teacher at school hasnt taught us - centripetal motion thing and so i listened.

jack:

• watch me pen
• draw this everyone (he draws a circle on the board and a box in the circle at the top)
• this is a rollercoaster thing
• when you want to hold that pretty girls hand dont just hold her hand - thats embarrassing! i dont care if you only know her 2-3 weeks or 2-3 months dont approach it that way.
• you take her on one of these rides (points to his drawing)
• you see when you reach to the top, thats when the forces act upon you. when shes up there with you she will scream like this ahhhhhh
• this is when you hug her then hold her hand. when you hold her hand dont let go; when you get off the ride dont let go of her hand = success story #1
• your second option is to take her to st. kilda beach and offer her some icecream at the end of the pier
• get her to wear high heels - thats the key idea
• the walk-way isnt safe for her to walk alone
• give her your hand
• be a gentleman
• she will allow you to take her hand
• you walk together to the end of the pier for some icecream
• then walk her back
• see that is the two most polite ways to hold that girls hand

i was there laughing to myself in my head and expressing a face of shock

woah ive never thought of that - i wonder if they actually listened :S